Talk:Fornicus, Lord of Bondage and Pain/@comment-28163685-20160409033343

I'm retired. Literally and Figuratively. Seriously, do you what life is in a pocket universe with one gate? No rest, none, didn't ask for this dumb job, all I can remember is the moment I make em all life end and fear quit. It's back into this pocket universe, filled with the same screaming idiots before it slowed down and stopped. Until the next curious dork wanted to "fool around". I have several millions of inverted living monkeys with their insides all twisted up. I got fed up, actually started leaving clues and how to make sure I don't go psycho mode when I appear. Really the important part is that I make sure then isn't some other clever monkey that makes a new gate and creates a newly pissed off kindred. What did I do? I made sure all gates are closed off. Figuratively All souls are Too Spicy for Yog Sothoth, Chutullu, Shaitan and sorry to say it even God. Do you really know what hell is? Standing in Church with one old person shitting themselves on one side and the other side a retarded person that is eating there boogers. But hey happy you all have created it here on Earth and I finally can get some rest.