Talk:Fornicus, Lord of Bondage and Pain/@comment-80.212.221.44-20140105122726

Fornicus puts on the song Im sexy and i know it.

Me: Fornicus turn that down... fornicus wtf are you doing!?

Fornicus: Woman you aint gonna tell me what to do! and im stripping -.-

Me: o.o ok..just dont get all naked..

Fornicus strips all his clothes off

Fornicus: to late ^.^

Me: OMG WTF O.O I CAN SEE YOUR DICK GODDAMMIT!!

Fornicus: Want it? >:)

Me:WTF no! It wouldnt even fit in my mouth

Fornicus: Im sexy and i know it!

Me: *FACEPALM* im out of here go put your dick in a tree -.-

Fornicus:Excusa mwah! YOU GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE NOW OR ILL KILL YOU SLOWLY WOMAN!

Me: Holy shiii-