Talk:Fornicus, Lord of Bondage and Pain/@comment-49.147.221.66-20131227124331/@comment-2.150.19.126-20131228011629

Fornicus walks into control room.

Hadley: Holy shit! Its forni-f-fffff

Fornicus: -.- its Fornicus

Sitterson: how did you get in here!? That door is sealed tight!

Fornicus: you know i can teleport?

Ronald the intern walks in

Ronald: oh my lord! How the hell did he..

Fornicus: enough chit chat! I think its about time you got to feel some pain ronald.

Ronald: why did i sign up for this job!!

Fornicus unzips ronalds jeans. Summons a butcher knife and cuts ronalds manhood off.

Ronald: AAAAH NOT MY EARL GREY TEABAG

Sitterson: Hadley grab that gun! While he is busy!

Hadley: ._.

Hadley eventually grabs a gun and aims it at fornicus

Fornicus: -.- really a gun? Do you think that will put an end to me?

He violently shoves ronalds manhood into ronalds mouth forcing him to swallow. He then turns to hadley and simply just stares at him that causes him to faint.

Fornicus: well then Sitterson, what am I going to do with you? We arent so different you and I. Both intelligent, both of us kill.

Sitterson: please just get it over quickly...

Fornicus: dont be such a pussy, i wont hurt you. After all you bet a significant amount of money on me. But there is one thing i want from you.

Sitterson: what is it, i cant free you, wait you mean Your male minion?

Fornicus: Good guess, but not good enough. I mean the puzzle orb! The dearest item i have.

Sitterson: 'Gulp' ok then, youll get your orb. But you cant go around here you need to get back to the elevator..

Sitterson gives him his puzzle orb, and slowly waits for the pain to come but it never does. Fornicus had already left the room. He looked at the elevator cube camera and there he saw fornicus standing there as usual.

Oh and btw this was before the purge and shit like a while ago :3