Talk:Fornicus, Lord of Bondage and Pain/@comment-2.150.19.126-20131227233850

I really wonder what would happen if i kicked him in the balls? *fornicus spawns in room*fornicus: "kick me in the balls?Excuse me?" Me: uuh i-i was just kidding Me: ._. Fornicus: >:) lets see how long you last Me: NOO AHH what are you doing! Nono not there y-you pervert! Fornicus: MAHAhah *gets undressed* not bad, hmm where to start? Me: what the HELL are you doing?! Fornicus:what does it look like? Im about to rape you and scar you for life dumbass...
 * summons a whip*

3 hours later...

Me:Holy crap i cant feel anything below my waist! But damn that felt amazing how did you do that!? Fornicus: its a gift, anyway i got more victims to kill/rape you were lucky i just raped you. Good luck with your life NOT MAHAHHAHA! Me: uhm arrivederci? However you say that.. ._. *calls bff* omg i just lost my virginity!!!

Meanwhile at the facility

Sitterson: WHAT THE FUCK! And i thought he was intelligent

Ronald: im glad im a man :)

Sitterson: Ronald fetch me a drink i need to cool down after this "experience"

Ronald: 'sigh' fine!

End thanks for reading what do you think give a reply!