Talk:Fornicus, Lord of Bondage and Pain/@comment-80.212.221.44-20140101234852

Omg i just realized something! If you change the f in fornicus to p it will turn into pornicus XD -fornicus appears in room-

Me: HOLY FUCK!

Fornicus: DID YOU JUST CALL ME PORNICUS!?

Me: uuuh---uhh noo i didnt hehe /).(\

Fornicus: LIAR!

Me: ._. What happens now?

Fornicus: i will torture you, no one offends me and gets away with it!

Me: O.O

The next day...

Giant snake: so fornicus how did you torture her?

Fornicus: rape...

Giant snake: Thats a good tactic! How?

Fornicus: you really must know? Fine... I raped her in 27 different ways before chaining her upside down and kill her nice and slowly...

Giant snake: 27 ways? For how long?

Fornicus: ... 14 hours...

Giant snake: impressive, and a little bit messed up.. Could you mention one of the ways you raped her?

Fornicus: you leach... Fine...uhm... D-Doggy style...

Giant snake: Doggy style? How does that one look like?

Fornicus stares angrily at the gigantic snake before answering

Fornicus: its when ehem the receiver stands on all fours and the giver does it from behind....

Giant snake: ._. Woah impressive! I dont really have a...a

Fornicus: penis?

Giant snake: yeah... Your lucky you even have one!

Fornicus: well my female minion told me she had lost all feeling after i well you know..

Giant snake: fucked her?

Fornicus: yup, but hey how has your day been?

Giant snake: I ate the director today! Otherwise not much... Killed a few but yeah the usual..

Fornicus: The director wow! Thats something to talk about...

Giant snake: i got to go man, ill catch up with you later. How about we meet 9:30 pm outside the control room

Fornicus: sounds great, i might be a bit messy from all the killing but we're monsters arent we?

Giant snake: of course thats fine im not so good at keeping my mouth from getting bloodstained see ya!

Fornicus: arrivederci!

Just another normal day in the facility ^.^ only one thing.. NEVER offend pornicu... i mean fornicus. Or it may be your last words.