Talk:Fornicus, Lord of Bondage and Pain/@comment-109.189.98.202-20140101120738

During the system purge

Fornicus: ok minions time to get our revenge on these pathetic humans!

Female minion:Right!

Male minion: Got it!

Fornicus: but first i really need to go to the bathroom

Female minion: uuuh what?

Male minion: ._.

Fornicus: i havent pissed in 80 years dammit!

Male minion: oooh that explains everything

Female minion: 80...years damn i cant believe your bladder could hold it.. I just did it in the elevator..

Fornicus: would you mind looking away?>:C

Female minion: sorry! Its just...

Fornicus: WHAT IS IT!?

Female minion: ._. There are two scientists running towards us they can be possible victims...

Fornicus: fucking hell... Fine im done.


 * launches chains at the scientists*

Fornicus: we can hang them upside down.. Perhaps.. But where?

Male minion: over there! By the staircase its perfect.

Fornicus: Well done, it is perfect. I might even give you a promotion or a raise :)

Male minion: yes! Finally.


 * Ronald the intern runs towards them with a small hand gun*

Ronald: YOU WILL NEVER EVER WIN THIS NIGHTMARES.

Female minion: shall we obliterate him?

Fornicus: No, trap him we can torture him next.

Male minion: i can take care of it.


 * summons chain and traps Ronald*

Ronald: LET ME GO!

Fornicus: do you really think i would be that stupid?

Ronald: uhhhm yes?


 * Fornicus slaps Ronald*

Fornicus: Pathetic human, get down on the ground!

Ronald: *gulp* ok...


 * ronald gets on the ground*

Fornicus: anyone who needs to piss?

Male minion: Wait you mean on him? Ok then...

Ronald: WHAT OMG NOOOO!

The end ._.